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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Monty Python Said it Best...

In my last post as a Delphi employee, I could spew all sorts of venom at management, but I won't (I can't guarantee there's no voodoo doll, however). What's done is done. Now it's time to move on with our lives and take advantage of the new opportunities facing us (You want fries with that?). So, in the waning days of my membership in the ol' 717, I think I'll let my good buddies Monty Python carry us into the new year...

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

(the music fades into the song)

...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)
Come on!

(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)


If you're not familiar with the joy that is Monty Python, you can go to my MySpace page to hear it.

Peace and prosperity in the coming years, y'all

Dawn

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